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On YouTube there is a great collection of videos of allegedly drunken celebs, I’m sure some of them are parodies.

Here is Ms Britney Spears drunk on her reality show “Chaotic”, in the background you can hear the voice of the one and only Kevin Federline.

This video was taken from a TV show called Entertainment Tonight. This is actual footage of “Mr Baywatch” himself, David Hasselhoff drunk and on the floor eating a burger with his daughter pleading with him.

This video is of Alex Trebeck on the set of Jeopardy, I would assume this is a parody. Who could imagine Alex damaging his image by letting a video like this get public. At any rate, its a great parody for all to enjoy.

Back by popular demand, welcome to “This Week in Hollywood!”

• Jessica Alba revealed that she is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren
• Britney Spears will be spending part of Christmas Day with her children, however she was a no-show for her deposition this week at K-Fed’s attorney’s office.
• Paris Hilton has been partying in Europe
• Tony Parker has been accused of cheating on Eva Longoria, of course he denies all reports.
• Ike Turner, former husband of singer Tina Turner died.
• Award winning singer & American Idol reject Jennifer Hudson is working on her first album.
• Many of baseball’s biggest names were reported for “alleged” steroid use.
• Backstreet Boy Howie Dorough married longtime girlfriend.

Last night after watching TMZ I learned of a new feature on PETA’s website called “Meet the Trollsens.” They portray Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as zombie troll-like characters that you can dress up. Of course since PETA is against wearing any article of clothing from animals, they portray each article as a bloodied animal with body parts such as heads and eyes attached to each part of the clothing. So if you’re bored at work and you need a good laugh, dress up the “Trollsens.” Check out my design below.

Today 67 year old host Alex Trebek of trivia quiz show Jeopardy was admitted to Cedar Sinai Hospital in Beverly Hills after suffering a mild heart attack. According to USA Today(2007), Alex will remain at the hospital for at least two more days of observation and testing. Alex is expected to make a full recovery and return to work in January.

The “Hogan” (aka Bollea) family has endured more than most in 2007, America has watched the ups and downs on VH-1 reality show “Hogan Know’s Best.” We’ve watched “Hulk Hogan” (aka Terry Bollea) struggle with accepting his retirement from the WWE. He’s been focusing on his family life more since his retirement; his son Nick expressed interest in following in dad’s footsteps, daughter Brooke Hogan wants to be the next Britney Spears, and Linda (soon to be ex) acted as the family errand gofer. After the Hogan family invested money in Brooke, she was able to get top-notch producers and even have one hit off her CD. She made rounds to a few concerts here and there last year but she has yet to make a lasting impact on the music scene. Nick who is dubbed as the prankster and racer on the show has gotten himself in sticky mess. In August, he was racing and he got into a nearly fatal accident injuring himself and leaving his best friend John Graziano in nearly critical condition. According to numerous sources, Graziano will be in a nursing home for the rest of his life. Most recently, Nick was arrested and he will have to face numerous charges relating to drunk driving and reckless driving. As if that weren’t enough, everything isn’t peachy keen between Linda and Mr Hulk Hogan, on the reality show it was documented the couple were going through marriage counseling. Apparently they reconciled but it appears those problems were not resolved because sources close to the family have indicated the couple has been separated since June and in late November Linda filed for divorce from her husband of 23 years. Hulk Hogan is angered by the fact he found out about the filing from the media, now he’s firing back by filing a petition for Linda to support herself..

I am already thinking of the New Year’s Eve partying, and there is no better way to party than with a bottle of fine champagne. Here is a list of my favorite premium holiday bubbly.

• Roederer Cristal
• Krug
• Dom Pérignon
• Taittinger Comtes de Champagne
• Bollinger La Grande Anne