Paris’ Cell Awaits Her!

According to recent reports on TMZ, Paris Hilton’s cell mate has already been chosen. The only information known at this time is that the cell mate is another female who is serving time for wreckless driving. Officials took time to handpick an inmate that would not capitalize on the experience of being the cell mate of the hotel heiress.

Searches are being conducted of employees and inmates to assure the privacy of Paris during her stay. A memo has gone out to all staff members outlining strict rules and regulations during Paris’ stay. All cameras and cell phones are prohibited. Any staff member takes picture of Paris will be fired! It looks like the heiress will get special privileges after all!

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